OMG now this is absolutely the funniest thing ever on the planet. When we got to “my ovaries are dead” I just snorted out my lemonade through my nose. Every obgyn office should have this up on a television monitor in the waiting room on an eternal loop! Just everything about this is total genius. Of course Freddie would have died laughing! Wait, that sounds wrong… I am going to make my 24 year old daughter listen to this now, so she can have a good understanding of her future.